grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child


zappercrossing:

this-is-monsters-and-magic:

real friends don’t comment on the bee stings on your face

real friends give you free medicine

(Source: wewalkonairwatson)


anyone: shows me a picture of an astronaut
me: here comes another chinese earthquake ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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(Source: andrewbelami)


tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*


(Source: rhaegare)


athomewithmargaery:

mountains-of-destiny:

If y’all need proof of the power of a haircut and facial hair—-this is the same guy

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this is fucked up. this fucked me up.


thatfunnyblog:

Me for all of high school

thatfunnyblog:

Me for all of high school

(Source: willoughbooby)


radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed


Taystee & Poussey: Realest Muthafuckin’ Friendship Begins

(Source: earmole)